lolPalin

Can you say photo op?

On reacting to a hypothetical party trick

k: ...and i would be more concerned about not appearing appropriately impressed

me: oh man, slayed by your icy disdain once again

k: it's not disdain! it's a hyper-meta-awareness of my inability to be appropriately human

Found on a car in my parking garage

How many times have I been tempted to leave one of these? I should start storing post-its in my car.

A Discussion on Project Runway

me: Have you been watching Project Runway?

k: Yes.

me: What did you think of Blayne's poopy fabric unitard?

k: I just don't know why it took him that long to get kicked off the show. He's barely a conscious human being

me: I always wondered, does he KNOW neon was totally tubular twenty years ago during his youth? Or does he think it's new?

k: You're making a critical assumption here that ruins your whole train of thought. The assumption being that Blayne Thinks.

Philosophies from the Mail Room

Marry rich the first time. Then marry for love.