lolPalin

Can you say photo op?

On reacting to a hypothetical party trick

k: ...and i would be more concerned about not appearing appropriately impressed

me: oh man, slayed by your icy disdain once again

k: it's not disdain! it's a hyper-meta-awareness of my inability to be appropriately human

Found on a car in my parking garage

How many times have I been tempted to leave one of these? I should start storing post-its in my car.

A Discussion on Project Runway

me: Have you been watching Project Runway?

k: Yes.

me: What did you think of Blayne's poopy fabric unitard?

k: I just don't know why it took him that long to get kicked off the show. He's barely a conscious human being

me: I always wondered, does he KNOW neon was totally tubular twenty years ago during his youth? Or does he think it's new?

k: You're making a critical assumption here that ruins your whole train of thought. The assumption being that Blayne Thinks.

Philosophies from the Mail Room

Marry rich the first time. Then marry for love.

Email from my colleague on vacation

re: the discussion the other day re: the helvetica documentary...

dear dearest officemates,

i just thought you would like to know that the wonderfont known as Comic Sans is alive and well as fuck in certain cities here in Croatia. apparently,
by-the-slice pizza places love it!

see everyone in a week. hope this office is totally gnarly. party hard. always.

xoxo,
joe


Yes, we were having a conversation about typefaces. It happens sometimes in the publishing industry.